You sometimes let me lick your hands,
Or even lick your face,
Despite the fact I’ve licked myself,
In every private place.
You taught me how to come when called,
You taught me how to sit,
You always let me go outside,
So I can take a sh… Stroll.
You’ll always have my loyalty,
Up to the bitter end,
‘Cause after all, it’s plain to see…
You are a dog’s best friend!
Update: Darla was adopted this past weekend. Someone has a new BFF!